do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
isn’t it funny how sherlock went from “i’m married to my work” to this
NO IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them
the high that u get after u watch a movie in a movie theater is what i LIVE for its beautiful
Imagine waking up at 3 a.m. to the sound of your favorite character drunkenly serenading you outside your window.
when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
You have no idea how much this statement means to me.
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